Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I had to cum in my sink.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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