I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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