You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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