Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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