all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
