what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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