He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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