I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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