im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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