Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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