so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
what is it with giant penises always finding me
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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