Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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