Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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