Pappa wants mamma naked
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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