Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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