Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Boobs are out for the taking
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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