He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Houston, we have a squirter
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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