I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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