I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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