You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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