before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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