You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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