please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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