Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm really busy with my period
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