No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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