if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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