I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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