For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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