I've blown a few things in my day
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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