So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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