I like to think it a success when the cops are called
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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