windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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