So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
