Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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