I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Damn victory sex feels great
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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