I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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