ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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