Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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