Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i think my cat just said my name.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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