Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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