I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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