i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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