So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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