I want to stick my p in your. b.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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