dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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