It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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