her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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