Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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