I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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