Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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