You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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